The brains that I possess

I feel like I need a funny post on my blog so here it is!
So over these past few months I have really let my somewhat blonde roots show. For example around the beginning of the semester I was cleaning out my room, which by the way doesn't happen as often as it should. As I was cleaning I was clearing out under the bed and came upon a black contraption that I had never seen before, so I grab it out and started to investigate what it was. I took it out to the living room to ask my sister if she new what it was, she was also as baffled as I was about what the contraption was that I held in my hands. As I was continuing to look at it I saw the word "push" engraved on the side of it, so upon seeing that I decided to push right where it told me.
Bad idea.
What happened next was sheer pain and a lot of laughter from my sister. As I pushed the button, a brownish-orange substance came out! The substance went all over my hands, upon it hitting my hand I decide to smell the substance...also a bad idea. Immediately my eyes, throat and nose started to burn....if you haven't figured out the substance by now it was pepper spray and boy did it hurt.
Looking back on it now I laugh but, at the time I seriously wanted to hurt the friend who had accidentally left it under my bed. All in all I just couldn't believe that I had sprayed myself with pepper spray and then inhaled it.
Also this semester for the first time in my college career I went to the completely wrong class twice it wasn't the same class both times, they were different. You would seriously think that I was a freshman who didn't know his way about campus or how to read their schedule. The one I find most amusing out of the two is when I thought my philosophy class was in one classroom and it was actually in the two doors down. The funniest part about it was I wondered the whole building trying to find the classroom and after ten minutes still couldn't find it. Well, at around fifteen minutes after the class had started I finally found my classroom.
This has been the weirdest semester for me by far but, it has really helped me to learn to laugh at myself and realize that life is pretty funny when you learn to have a little fun!